YOU KNOW YOU HAVE "CAVY FEVER" WHEN ...................
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<li>the mailman brings you more guinea pig mail than even the letters addressed to "occupant"

<li>you spend more time in the caviary than in the house

<li>you consider putting a phone in the caviary

<li>you spend more time making cages and rearranging the caviary than household
   chores

<li>your daughter climbs into your lap, looks up, and says "Mom, pretend I'm a
  guinea pig"

<li>lettuce and carrots take up two shelves in the refrigerator

<li>you spend more time in feed stores than in grocery stores

<li>a trip to visit relatives not only includes the usual suitcase but one or
  two pigs as well
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