After an especially long-winded workshop, I penned this evaluation using all the "special" words found in an article from one of the handouts....

The Monday morning workshop will assist me in engaging a collaborative, dignifying, but, developmentally responsive, learning community that differentiates autonomous instruction and knowledge acquisition for the appropriate assessment of the whole child.

Say that AGAIN?

Hattam wanders off muttering to himself, "If I EVER use the words "autonomous instruction" and use them seriously, I hope somebody shoots me....."

So the next time you need to turn in an evaluation for a workshop or seminar, give this one a shot...